College Football is the greatest spectator sport in America. Tailgating is an art form, sampling the local fare, traditions and partaking in a beverage or two is a must. Atmosphere is everything! If you don't attend a game, you can still tailgate right in the confines of your own man-cave. I am on a quest to attend a game and pre- game event at all 135 Division 1 stadiums and much more. Come join me!
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Sunday, October 25, 2015
Week 8 - Standing on the corner in somehere Arizona....
“There I was
standing on the corner in Phoenix Arizona, such a fine sight to see. It’s Jerry
Buck my lord in a rental car ford slowing down to yell obscenities at me.” And
that is how our excursion into the desert this past weekend began as we made
the one hundred mile trek from Phoenix Sky Harbor down to Tucson, AZ for the
Homecoming matchup between the UoA Wildcats and the rising Wazoo Cougars. My
Wingman for the weekend was my college fraternity brother Jerry Buck Hampton
who flew in from D.C. It was my annual charitable act to allow him to ride
shotgun with me, kind of like the Big Brothers of America program. I believe St.
Peter will judge me more favorably now.
Little Jerry goes for a ride
Friday night we were instructed to
investigate the 4th street scene just off campus. We found ourselves
in the Auld Dubliner Irish Pub for dinner and a few samples of solid gold. We
were treated to an exclusive performance by the UoA Band and Cheerleaders who
came into the premises and gave us a great show. Next stop was the famous Frog
N Firkin Pub where I was challenged by an exuberant college kid to a fireball
contest. When will these kids learn? I have professional written all over my
face and I am in mid-season form. This kid literally gave back to the community
what he just took….in his cup….on the bar…etc. He was never seen or heard from
again. After leaving the FNFP we could see the giant bonfire on campus giving
off a magical glow like it was the devil’s postpile in Close Encounters of
the Third Kind. That meant it was time to ring the bell and tap out for the
night. The vibe and the spirit were outstanding on this desert perfect night
before the big game. However no night is complete unless it ends with my
millionaire PBR beer for a night cap and tormenting my Carrie Nation roommate.
Cat scratch fever!
Saturday AM
we made it over to the tailgate area on campus dubbed The Mall. The Mall is a ¾
mile stretch of grass right through campus that was covered in blue and red
tents with great aromas, music and laughter spilling out. Kickoff would be 1 PM
which is very unusual in the desert, thus morning tailgates are not the norm
here. Nonetheless that did not slow the Wildcat Express down from going full
tilt. We were hosted by former Wildcat standout LaMonte Hundley and his cohorts
Stan, Jay and the Original Rich Rodriguez. LaMonte’s brother Ricky also played
at UoA and went on to an outstanding career in the NFL. Cold libations and
fried chicken from Lucky Wishbone, a local favorite was served. Good stories were told by our hosts and we
learned what the slogan “Bear Down means: In 1926, the Wildcats star QB and student
body President John Button Salmon had suffered total paralysis from a car crash
that would ultimately take his life. Shortly before passing away,the legend of Salmon's inspirational
words was born at the next football game. Just before the start of the game at
New Mexico State, Coach J.F. "Pop" McKale gathered his players around
for a pre-game huddle. The coach visited Salmon every day in the hospital and
on his last visit he asked if Button had a message for the team. Button
responded with: "Tell them ... tell them to bear down." Hence as you
walk through campus on Gameday at UoA you will be greeted with the words “Bear Down”.
I suggest you heed that advice.
The real Rich Rod with Dan
The UoA Tailgate scene
Jerry, Dan and our host LaMonte
DFT flag being planted in the Desert with LaMonte, Rich Rod and the crew.
Once we
entered the stadium and took our perch on the shady side, we were exposed to a magnificent
view of the Santa Catalina Mountain range to the East and South of our vista.
A scenic setting in the desert
Arizona Stadium seats about 65,000 people now.
Original construction took place in 1928. Two years ago, an upgrade was
completed filling in the North endzone with seats and a football only training facility
including sky boxes. Hard to beat the fresco of this college cathedral. Coach Rich Rodriguez has breathed life into
the football program at this basketball centric school. Even on the hot side of
the stadium, almost 6,000 students filled up the Zona Zoo section to cheer on
their Cats. The band drummed up some tunes
and the players took the field. Within the first six minutes of action, the Cougs
took a 14-0 lead over a very porous defensive middle from the Cats. We were
warned at the Tailgate to expect this kind of play on the defensive side of the
ball. The Cats clawed their way back into the game as they would continue to do
so throughout the afternoon. Each time, Wazoo would pull away again like a
slinky going down the stairs. The Washington State offensive juggernaut found
no resistance from the Wildcat pass defense all game long. However, in the fourth Quarter with less than
2 minutes left and down by 10 points, the Cats felt they still had a chance.
Two spectacular catches later with the second one resulting in a touchdown, the
Cats were still in this. We all remember just last week the unthinkable
happened in Michigan, right? The Cats lined up for the onside kick and the
kicker executed his job perfectly. The only problem is the ball landed in the
hands of a heads up sure handed Cougar player. Final score Wazoo 45, Zona 42.
Wazoo improves to 5-2 as the Cats drop to 5-3. This game completes the PAC 12
for DFT, however I plan on revisiting several of them over the coming years.
After the
game we opted to drive back up to Phoenix and have dinner and bivouac near the
airport in order to have a stress free Sunday departure. A special shout out to
my Frostburg Classmate Julie Meeker who owns the Mother Brunch Brewery in
downtown Phoenix. We dined there Saturday night and it is the absolute best
beer and grub I have ever had at a Brewery. All their meats are smoked daily. I
recommend the tri tip French dip and smoked wings. Make sure to stop in if you are
ever in town and tell her you are a friend of mine. Oh and be nice to the
bartenders.
With brewery owner and Classmate Julie.
Around the Nation – First and foremost, prayers go out
to the victims of the tragedy during the Oklahoma State Homecoming parade in
Stillwater. Mrs. Tailgate is an alum of this school, so this hits close to home
in one of those “you never know, the day, the hour or the minute when the hand
of darkness will take you away.”
OSU in State rival OU lowered the flag to half mast for the victims in Stillwater
On
Thursday night we saw the Baby Bears take down the Big Bears in the Rose Bowl
in a PAC 12 battle. #1 daughter witnessed a fired up USC knock off #4 Utah in
the Coliseum. Many had predicted that the Utes would fall in Troy on this day.
They were correct. As much as I like to poke at USC it is more fun to do so when
they are relevant. #2 watched her Boomer Sooners apply a Texas size beat down
on Texas Tech in Norman. I still don’t know how this team lost to the Longhorns
two weeks ago. Alabama struggled to score touchdowns against a talented Tennessee
Team in T Town. Now say that real fast 10 times while standing on one leg and
scratching your ear. Ole Miss got back on the right side of things by dialing
up a great Tailgate in the Grove and a victory over Texas A&M inside Vaught
Hemingway. The Razorbacks turned War Eagle into pig slop in Fayetteville in a
four OT thriller. Coach Al “not so” Golden found himself in deep kimchee down
in South Beach as Clemson put up “fiddy ate” on the Canes as they laid a golden
goose egg offensively. The Golden Boy is unfortunately now looking for work.
Miami is delusional if they think they can get a coach to return them to their
glory days. Put a stadium on campus for starters, the Dolphins stadium 45
minutes away will never work. Another miracle
finish happened Saturday, this time at Dodd Stadium at Georgia Tech: With the
Yellow Jackets and the Seminoles tied at 16 with a few ticks of the clock left,
Florida State lined up for a field goal attempt. The kick was blocked and
traveled about 15 yards down field. Instead of celebrating the block, an astute
GT player (Lance Austin) picked up the ball and rambled 70+ yards down the
sideline for the score capping off an amazing finish and perhaps the biggest
upset of the day. Keep in mind, Memphis, Houston, and Temple all from the AAC
remain undefeated at 7-0 as does Toledo from the MAC conference. Which one will
be playing on New Year’s Day? DFT also says so long to Coach George “Red Cheeks”
O’Leary as he pulled a Spurrier and quit on his UCF team too this week after
the beatdown from Houston.
Fresh out of a night in jail, the Eagle Tailgaters take on Louisville
This may be the best action of the day for the Utes
#2 and her Wing girl getting ready for TTU
Rachel Gervolino taking over for her Pops at the Stanford game
Turn off the heart light at SDSU/Utah State game.
The Margiotta crew at Penn State/MD battle
Rocking the boots in the Grove at Ole Miss
Bieber Award – It’s very simple this time: The
kid who re-gifted his fireball and other stuff at Frog N Firkin Pub. Three
rules to live by in life: 1. Never leave your Wingman (right Jerry, or you might
miss the group picture?), 2. Only fire your silver bullets when you absolutely,
positively have to. 3. Never challenge a Professional. Nuff said, no more
lecturing son. Now go enjoy your new J Beebs hardware and practice up.
Next weekend – I will be taking a well needed
break watching games with friends and family from DB&G. However, I will
post a very unique write up so stay tuned. Please keep sending me your pics of
your Tailgates. No Selfies!!!!!
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