DFT Boise Tailgate Crew |
The question was not “do you know the way to San Jose?” but
rather how the hell am I getting home after tailgating and watching the game
until after 11 PM? Thank goodness for
designated drivers with more common sense than me. The local DFT crew, Boise State
chapter, set up another epic tailgate in Spartan Village outside of CEFCU Stadium
in San Jose for the Boise/San Jose State game on Saturday. Several newcomers
had their initial DFT experience joining many veterans. Beautiful weather in
the high 70’s on another postcard perfect day complimented an already awesome setting.
As is the case when we host a tailgate,
we had a surfeit spread consisting of chili, chicken teriyaki bowls, tamales,
meatballs, sausages, Asian noodles, cheddar jalapeno muffins, a wide variety of
chips and cookies, brownies and of course ample amounts of adult beverages. The
jet pack was fueled with more Deep Eddy Vodka flavored products, the shot ski
had many Fireball runs and tailgate games and football were played. Tailgate TV theater worked perfectly as we
were able to watch multiple games while communing and harassing one another. We
even had an exchange student from Spain who was enjoying his first college football
game at our tailgate. After a good four hours of tailgating, it was time to
break down and haul the gear to our trucks about a ¼ mile away to get into the
stadium in time for kickoff.
Fireball ski runs |
A visit from Buster and the Boise Cheerleaders humoring the old guys |
My favorite Bronco, daughter #1 |
Drubaca sighting, Big O, our Queen for the day, Greg Vella, Buster and Dan, the kids and those silly phones. |
Ollie and the Deep Eddy Jet pack |
Hot mommas, SJSU Band & Cheer squad, the happy couple, sizing up the competition |
Boise was ranked #21 in the nation after experiencing their
first loss of the season two weeks ago to BYU. San Jose State is in the midst
of their best season since the days of Coach McIntyre. They had high hopes of
shocking the world by beating Boise as they have wins against Arkansas and Army
already this year. Boise’s sensational Freshman QB1 Hank Bachmeier would be
back after missing the BYU game with an injury. Young Hank is the best QB Boise
has had since Kellen Moore. CEFCU stadium has commenced with its four-year
renovation plan leaving the entire east side of the stadium without seating. In
fact, a grass hill now sits where bleachers once stood. The crowd was fired up
with an estimated attendance of 19,000 which is well above average for SJSU.
Kickoff was set for 7:30 PM with much of the nation already tucked in for the
night.
The barren field, the men and their ladies, Boise players leaving the field victorious, Dan & Bybee |
The Spartans jumped out early and often on the Broncos who
looked asleep to start the game. San Jose State QB Josh Love was having no
problem picking apart the Bronco secondary with precision pass after pass
gaining huge chunks of yardage. After falling behind 14-0, the Broncos got on
the board with a score of their own on a 66-yard punt return. The teams would
trade blows until halftime with the Spartans of San Jose holding a 24-17 lead.
The second half was a different story as Bronco running back George Holani would
run freely over the Spartans scoring three second half touchdowns in addition
to one in the first half while gaining 126 yards on the night. Despite San Jose
State’s QB Josh Love having a career night with 438 yards in the air along with
2 TDs, Boise State proved to be too strong in the end. In an offensive showcase
of over 900 combined yards, the Broncos prevailed 52-42. We stayed
until the Boise players left the field after slapping hands with all the Boise
fans. Bieber considerations for all in our crew who left early! Prior to
departing for home, a subset of our group met back at my truck for what looked
like a feeding frenzy from The Walking Dead and a few more
beverages.
Around the country – ESPN Gameday made it’s first
appearance in Memphis, TN, and oh what a scene it was on the world-famous Beale
Street. By my estimate, it was the largest Gameday crowd I have seen. The
Memphis Tigers were hosting the SMU Mustangs, who were the last undefeated Group
of Five team. The nation was rewarded with an excellent game and a Tiger win by
a score of 54-48. Out in the PAC 12, Utah had an exciting come from behind win
over the Huskies of Washington in Seattle. In Big 12 action, Baylor remains
undefeated by scoring 3 more than West Virginia Thursday night in Waco. Don’t
look now, but Indiana (the basketball school) is 7-2 after dominating Northwestern
34-3. In the world’s largest outdoor cocktail party in Jacksonville, FL, the
UGA Bulldawgs bested their rivals from the University of Florida 24-17. In the
ACC, in a game that used to matter, Miami beat Florida State 27-10. The
following day, FSU head coach Willie Taggart was fired and was paid out an obscene amount of
money for essentially sucking at his job for less than two seasons. Notre Dame bounced back to edge Virginia Tech
by one point on an Ian Book TD with less than 30 seconds left on the clock. In
FCS action, Dartmouth scored on a last second “Hail Mary” bomb against Harvard, securing
a win and a share of first place in the Ivy League. In local high school action,
our Monte Vista Mustangs lost in double OT to cross town rivals San Ramon
Valley. A few controversial calls are still being discussed, but credit goes to
the victors for the win.
The battle of Danville |
Bieber
As
happy as I was that ESPN Gameday went to South Dakota State and Memphis the
past two weeks for something new, I am equally disappointed at their choice for
next week. With the Minnesota Golden Gophers enjoying their best season since
Bronko Nagurski graced the gridiron there, it was hoped that ESPN would choose
Minneapolis for the first time ever. The gophers are 8-0 and ranked 13th
in the nation. They will be hosting Penn State who is also 8-0 and ranked #5 in
a classic Big Ten battle. Coach PJ Fleck even threw out a suggestion to ESPN
last week to come to the twin cities for this game. But as predictable as a Pavlovian
dog, ESPN chose for the 1,000th time to return to Tuscaloosa for the Bama v LSU
game. No disrespect to either program as they are both having excellent seasons,
but the nation has Bama fatigue and the Bama fans probably don’t care much that
Gameday will be there. Why not go someplace new that would be excited about it
and bring out huge crowds? I will go out on a limb and predict that this will be
one of ESECPN’s smallest crowds of the year. So, ESPN as a consolation for your
poor choice you get some shiny new Bieber hardware to put with your Emmys. Minnesota,
as your consolation, you get me and a few of my Frostburg State cronies. We
will be at Bronkos Boathaus Tailgate at 8 AM Saturday morning in the 18-degree
weather preparing for the 11 AM kickoff.
Ginger – This week’s Ginger goes to the funniest
coach in college football history. If you have never heard of Bob Green,
legendary former coach of the Montana Tech Ore Diggers you will now. His quotes
are simply badass and deserve proper recognition. Montana Tech plays in the
NAIA division of college football. Green was their coach for 24 years and led
them to a 140 -116-1 record. He was even a far better interview than Mike Leach
and Mike Gundy combined who are entertaining to say the least. Here is a brief snippet of some of his best
quotes: https://youtu.be/JOwGB6jwawM
Historical note –This Wednesday marks the 150th
anniversary of the first college football game ever played which pitted Rutgers
against Princeton. The game was played in New Brunswick and the home team,
Rutgers squad, won the match 6-4. It feels like to many Rutgers fans it has
been 150 years since they had a relevant season! As such, I encourage you all
on Wednesday between 5 PM and 8 PM Eastern to a hoist a beer in honor of the
greatest game ever invented. The DFT crack research team is looking into the
first documented tailgate ever. Stand by for results.
Next Week - I
will be freezing my gizzards off in Minnesota for the game with Penn State.
When I thaw out, I will recap the weekend. As they say in Minnesota Ski U Mah!
Happy Tailgating!
Go DAWGs!!!
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