The Florida Georgia Line

 

All true college football fans must attend the three neutral site annual rivalry games at least once. Those games are Army-Navy, OU-Texas (AKA the Red River Shootout) and Florida-Georgia (the world’s largest outdoor cocktail party). I was fortunate enough to complete this trifecta by finally going to Jacksonville, FL, this past weekend for the Florida-Georgia game. 

The first meeting between these two teams dates back to 1904. Georgia leads the series 54-44 with two ties. The game has been held every year since1933 in Jacksonville with only two times where it wasn’t. The moniker of “The World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party” came about in the 1950s when a sports writer witnessed a drunk fan in the street offer a uniformed cop a drink. The politically correct world has in more recent years frowned on the nickname and asked CBS and the city of Jacksonville to not use it anymore as it may promote the wrong message. Me, being a fan of the drink, just don’t get this thought process.

The pregame environment did not disappoint. I was joined on this trip by Danville’s own Dave Wannstedt doppelganger, Dave Q. This was after the bulk of the Danville crew bailed on this weekend (more on that later). After a night of inspecting establishments on Bay Street for proper pouring techniques, we arose to a gloomy, overcast final October Saturday morning. After downing a packet of Ralli (an antioxidant life saver), we rebounded quickly and made our way down the one and half mile stretch to the parking areas surrounding the TIAA Bank Field, home of the NFL Jacksonville Jaguars. Clearly there were more participants in the cocktail party than the number that would enter the stadium. 

  

The Wannstedt twins

A mosaic of red, blue and orange painted a human tapestry of pregame revelry perhaps second to none. We were offered shots of fireball and pieces of fried chicken as we mooch-gated our way through the parking lots. We even attended a frat party tailgate with Florida college kids where we saw a young man who not only wouldn’t make it into the game, he wouldn’t even see 3 p.m.that afternoon. I also had a celebratory toast with the daughter of one of my best friends who attends Florida. Surprisingly, for such a big rivalry, we did not witness any hate or trash talking. It was like hyenas and lions coexisting peacefully together in the Serengeti. As game time approached, we parted ways with our new besties and made our way into the stadium.

 

Corrupting my buddy's Gator daughter while "TailGatoring"

The sights of the world's largest outdoor cocktail party

Note to online ticket buyers: Don’t use the random website my wingman did, or you might end up in the very top row of the stadium. At least we had air conditioning up there, but as the prostate expanded with each libation, the trek down and back up the 300 steps became a feat to be celebrated each time. Popular Florida Governor Ron Desantis came out to thunderous applause to do the coin toss and then flew off to save the world shortly after. As expected, Georgia dominated the first half action despite the shaky play of veteran QB Stetson Bennett. All World tight end Brock Bowers made a spectacular catch, resulting in a 73 yard touchdown that made all the highlight reels. Georgia took a commanding 28-3 lead until the locker room at halftime. Florida fans were drinking for a different reason than Georgia fans at this point. Then lo and behold, as the second half unfolded, Florida ran off 17 unanswered points to make it a one-score game with a score of 28-20. However, the Gators used up all their gas, and Georgia put two more touchdowns on the board for a final score of 42-20. We stayed to the bitter end and made the trek back to the hotel lobby bar for nightcaps and games on the tele. I will be going back to this game every year as long as I live in Florida. Look me up if you are planning to attend!

Around the Country:  The other notable matchup in the SEC pitted Tennessee against Kentucky, which turned out to be a one-sided affair with Tennessee winning big in their all black uniforms. This sets up perhaps the biggest marquee game of the year for this coming Saturday when Tennessee visits Georgia. Up north in the Big Ten, Ohio State outgunned the Nittany Lions of Penn State by proving to be too strong in the fourth quarter and running away with a victory in Happy Valley. Michigan beat little brother, Michigan State, on the field … but not in the tunnel to the locker rooms where they got mugged. Way out west in the PAC 12, Oregon behind QB1 Bo Nix won their seventh straight game in a decisive win over the Berkeley Bears. In Big 12 action, TCU destroyed the Mountaineers to remain perfect on the season, and Okie State forgot to attend their game at Kansas State. In the ACC, UCAN’T under Jim Mora beat the fighting Jesuits of BC. An inside source at BC stated that the experiment with a position coach as a head coach is now over after losing to UCAN’T for the first time in two decades. 

Bieber:

Simple. The following names have now made the Bieber Hall of Shame for decommitting for the Florida-Georgia game: AC, Sweet Lou, Christafur, Butcher, Yeti, Miguel, Dunkin and anyone else who said they were joining us but didn’t. Now do the walk of shame and find a way to redeem yourselves.

Ginger:  Me and Wannsteadt. We are truly badass for staying the course.

Next up:  The weekend of November 12, I will be joined by the bulk of my high school buddies for the Army at Troy State game, which just so happens to be  a mere two hour drive from my Florida HQ.

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Happy Tailgating!!!

Breaking Bad in the ABQ

Yo Byotch!

The state of New Mexico is known for many things, but college football would not be at the top of the list. The state of New Mexico has a certain mysticism to it. It is the home of Roswell, New Mexico, where aliens invaded 70 years ago and now occupy positions of importance throughout our world’s governments. It is also the same land where Lucas McCain as The Rifleman took on all comers and always won his shootouts. More recently, the city of Albuquerque is where the popular series Breaking Bad took place. In fact, there are RV and bus tours throughout the city that take fans of Walter White and Jesse Pinkman to many of the locations that were featured in Breaking Bad. The landscape outside of the city is majestic with big, blue skies, a mesa to the west and the Caspian Mountains to the east. Most notably, I spent the first night of my honeymoon at Kirtland AFB many setting moons ago.

 

Current World Leader from Roswell, NM

He kept the rifraff out of New Mexico

The University of New Mexico is a big part of the city as it is home to over 22,000 students. The campus has a largely southwestern flare to its architecture honoring the Native American and Hispanic cultures that are significant in the land of enrichment. University stadium resides on the southern end of campus. It was built in 1960 and currently has a capacity of 42,000. It is a horseshoe structure with a beautiful football training facility in the south end zone. The Lobos (Spanish for “wolf,” for you knuckleheads) are better known for basketball and play their home games in an arena simply known as The Pit. As far as notable football players go, there’s Don Perkins who played RB for the Dallas Cowboys in the 60s, and more recently,  Brian Urlacher — a monster of a man. Brian used to go to my barber but is now president of the Chicago chapter of the hair club for men. What a sellout.

 

The watering holes of the mystical ABQ

The Lobos hosted the Miners from the University of Texas El Paso “UTEP” for a 6 p.m. game. But prior to the game itself,  there were rituals that needed to be performed, as is customary. Friday night I had happy hour on the swanky rooftop bar of the Hotel Chaco while watching the sun set into the western mesa. Saturday’s pregame began with a few breakfast beverages and an introduction to a peanut butter and jelly shot at Bourbon and Boots in downtown ABQ. Then I was off to a trendy craft beer spot called Differential Brewery close to campus. After the proper hydration rituals were complete, I wandered over to the main tailgate lot on the east side of the stadium. Let’s just say I was underwhelmed with the tailgate scene that lacked both tailgaters and energy. Maybe it was the heat that was in the high 80s or the waft of weed that has everyone in the ABQ on a constant mellow, but something was missing. I did find my way to the alumni tailgate tent and fit right in as an old-timer. Rudy’s BBQ catered the event, so naturally I acted like I belonged and was fed like a ranch hand on Yellowstone while I listened in on stories of former teammates reminiscing about their glory days.

New Mexico was coming off a big loss to their Mountain West Conference bully the Boise State Broncos. UTEP had just squeaked out a win against their neighbor from Las Cruces, NM, the New Mexico State Aggies. UTEP plays in the Conference USA. The Lobos are led by versatile QB Miles Kendrick who hails from Valley Christian High in San Jose, CA. The stadium was less than half full with most of the fans sitting on the west side to avoid the late afternoon sun during the first half. Interestingly enough, the traveling UTEP marching band was larger and louder than the home Lobos’ band. For the most part, the fans' energy was on par with what I witnessed in the tailgate lot. The student section was only a few hundred strong in numbers.  However, after big plays or scores, a loud wolf howl would sound throughout the stadium  while fans made a wolf-like figure with their hands.

 

The low key University Stadium

As far as the on-field action went, the Lobos jumped out to a 10-3 lead in the first set that they stretched  to 20 by halftime. Kendrick controlled a balanced offensive attack, and the Lobos defense performed the “bend don’t break” methodology to perfection. Miners QB Gavin Hardison threw for 299 yards but was wildly inconsistent throughout the game. The Miners could not dig themselves out of the hole they created in the second half as each team added another touchdown. Final score: Lobos 27, Miners 10.

Around the country – Who has ever had a more memorable start to their season than the Appalachian State Mountaineers? In week one, they scored 40 fourth quarter points to still lose in regulation to North Carolina 63-60. Then last week, the nation witnessed the Mountaineers go into Bryant College Station, TX, and slay Goliath in the form of the highly-rated Texas A&M Aggies. In fact, ESPN loved it so much they awarded College Gameday to App State for the first time ever this past Saturday. The town of Boone, NC, went absolute bonkers with this news and pulled out all the stops to give the Gameday crew a hearty welcome. Then the miracle in Boone happened on Saturday night. Facing the Troy State Trojans, App State found themselves down by two with a few seconds on the clock. App State QB1 Chase Brice heaved the pigskin 53 yards in the air with a hope and a prayer, and it was answered. The ball was tipped near the goal line and grabbed out of the air by Wide Receiver Christian Horn who calmly ran it in for the game-winning score. Mayhem ensued, fans rushed the field, animals were sacrificed, moonshine was distilled, and babies were made that night in Boone, NC. Out west, UW behind Indiana transfer QB Michael Pendix put a hurting on Michigan State. Arizona eked out a victory over FCS champion North Dakota State. Big Ten power Penn State traveled to Auburn and promptly caged the War Eagles in a one-sided contest. UGA annihilated South Carolina and helped reaffirm that Spencer Rattler is still … not good. In the ACC, NC State proved to be an inhospitable host to the visiting Texas Tech Red Raiders by applying a 27-13 win on them. In the Big 12, Brent Venables took the Sooners to Lincoln, NE, for the storied rivalry game with the Cornhuskers. After a slow start, and falling behind 7-0, the Sooners ran off 49 unanswered points before bringing in the second team in the third quarter. Get this everyone: Kansas is 3-0 after topping Houston by 18.

 

Bieber – A mostly Bieberless weekend I must admit, other than the classless act by the ASU AD firing Coach Herm Edwards on the field immediately following the game.

 

Ginger – The town of Boone, NC, and Appalachian State University. The spirit this combo has shown all year needs to be recognized in the form of the prestigious Ginger Badass award. Last night’s storming of the field after their Hail Mary win over Troy was nothing less than epic. The previous Saturday night, the town of Boone went berserk in celebrating the team’s win at Texas A&M 1,000 miles away. The icing on the cake was how the town lined up to receive ESPN College Gameday. Country Star Luke Combs, an APP State alumnus, was the guest picker and was quite entertaining. The visit to App State also gave ESPN Gameday the shot in the arm it needed, as the program has become stale as of late. Love the spirit of the Mountaineer nation.

 

Next up – DFT will mostly be grounded the next few weekends as we pack up our California home and say goodbye to our Danville friends. My next scheduled game is Family Weekend at CU Boulder on 10/15 

 

Happy Tailgating!!!

 

DFT Labor of Love

 

Well, I survived another Labor Day trifecta of tailgates and games at three universities I got to visit for the first time. A few additional firsts during this annual ritual: banana pudding moonshine, a tailgate host in a kilt, “tealgating,” and a young man attempting to hit 60 college games this year! When this trip was scheduled, the highlight was to see three QBs that are on the Davey O’Brien watch list. As luck would not have it, two of the three QBs were injured and did not suit up for the game. As always, my wingman for this annual ritual was my college buddy, Tubby Devine.

Game one:

First stop was at Wake Forest University for their matchup against FCS opponent VMI. Wake Forest is in the City of Winston Salem, NC, most notable for Reynolds Plantation, the home of the original American tobacco king. We linked up with my high school buddy Tony Pifer and his beautiful bride Edna. They put together a fine tailgate for us with a main course of smoked chicken wings. Our tailgating neighbors invited us over to sample the aforementioned banana pudding moonshine. Talk about dangerous! 

 

The Pifers threw out a mean pregame spread

"Wakegating" with banana pudding moonshine!

 

Wake Forest All American QB Sam Hartman did not suit up as he is battling an undisclosed illness/injury that the school has been mum about. The rumor is possible blood clots. We at the Tailgate wish him well and a speedy recovery. 

Wake Forest is one of the smallest power five schools in the country with an undergrad enrollment of 5,400 students. The stadium now called Truist Field holds approximately 31,000 fans and is the smallest amongst all the Power Five schools. Nevertheless, it is a fine piece of architectural genius! There were ample beer stands throughout the facility which was a huge plus as it was warm … and we were thirsty. As far as the game went, it was basically a snooze with Wake dominating all facets. VMI was scrappy but clearly outmanned and outgunned. Final score: Wake Forest 44-10. We made it back to the hotel to watch the final quarter of the Backyard Brawl where Tony’s WVU Mountaineers lost to their old rival Pitt in a close match.

 

Taking in Truist Field at Wake Forest

Game two:

We said goodbye to the Pifers and traveled 90 miles to the Queen City of Charlotte for the University of North Carolina Charlotte “UNCC” 49ers match against another FCS opponent, William & Mary. Our hotel was literally on campus, so post game transportation or the threat of a DUI were stricken from the equation. 

We were hosted by Rob Dibble’s Normbulance tailgate at the entrance to gate #2 of the stadium. Why Normbulance, you ask? Well, Norm is the Charlotte mascot, and a green and white ambulance is the centerpiece of their tailgate. Not only is Rob the host of this lively tailgate, he is one of 10 people responsible for bringing football to UNCC. In 2005 he and the other nine people forced the issue with the administration, and eight years later they had a team. 

The first two years, the 49ers played at the FCS level and then promptly moved to the FBS level. The cathedral, Jerry Richardson Stadium, is a 15,000+ seat venue that meets the FBS minimum requirements for number of butts. It is designed to build capacity, and in fact, they are looking at adding 20,000 seats in the south side in the next few years. I was ecstatic to find plenty of beer stands and Bojangles chicken throughout the stadium concourse. 

 

Bet on your shot!

Host Rob Dibble in the lower left

 

Pick axe....like a shot ski!

This was the second game in a row where the Star QB was sitting out due to injuries. Chris Cox, who had an amazing 2021 season, was banged up in Charlotte's opening loss to FAMU the week prior. Thus, he did not suit up for the game. The first half of the game was exciting with both teams battling back and forth to a 17-17 halftime score. Charlotte came out of the locker room with a quick TD to take the lead. However, they would not score again, and Bill ‘n Mary added 24 more points to the board for a 41-24 victory. The game decided, it was time to head back to the hotel bar for a nightcap.

 

He broke his hand messing with his face diaper!

 Game three:

 

After catching the first half of ESPN’s now politicized College Gameday on Saturday morning, we made the three hour trek to Conway, SC, for the Coastal Carolina/Army battle. The Coastal Carolina Chanticleers began their football journey 20 seasons ago as an FCS school until the 2017 season when they jumped up to D1A. Brooks Stadium sits in the middle of campus and holds 21,000. Ironically, it is named after the former chairman of Hooters! Given some of the local entertainment, this is not surprising. 

This was the first time I ever “Tealgated” in homage to the host team’s primary color of teal. We joined up with some of my family, Patsy, Barney, Judy and Sean, and their friends, Mitch Chaney USMA class of 72 and his wife Barb. We had an amazing tailgate of chicken wings, pasta salad, burgers, dogs, numerous snacks and cold beer to combat the humidity. We were all supporting the Army Black Knights but have immense respect for the Coastal program. 

 

 

Tealgating!

 

Nothing better than pregaming with family!

 After breaking down our tailgate, we force road marched approximately one mile to the stadium for the third 7 p.m. kickoff of our weekend. By far, this was the best game of our trifecta. Coastal was led by the highly touted Senior QB Grayson McCall who did play on this night. The Chanticleers were favored, but it is never easy to stop the Army ground game. In addition to the Black Knights’ ground attack, they threw for two long passes including one touchdown. The squads would fire back and forth at each other all night until the team in teal pulled away midway through the fourth quarter. Coastal came out victorious over the rugged Army team by a score of 38-28. McCall threw for three touchdowns on the night in addition to running one in for six. 

Around The Country:

In notable action, Ohio State bested the Fighting Irish 21-10. LSU got chopped down by a much improved Seminole team from Tallahassee. The Tigers scored a potential game-tying touchdown as time expired only to have their extra point blocked. Brian Kelly’s Irish eyes were not smiling. (Can you tell I am still just a wee bit angry about his departure from South Bend?) The resurgent Florida Gators took down the Pac-12’s top ranked Utah Utes in a nailbiter that ended 29-26 in the swamp. In perhaps the wackiest game of all time, the Appalachian State Mountaineers scored 40 points in the fourth quarter only to still lose to the in-state Goliath North Carolina Tarheels. Old Dominion once again knocked off VA Tech in the commonwealth of Virginia, which happened five seasons ago as well. Blowout of the weekend goes to defending national champion Georgia who declared open season and shot down the Ducks of Oregon 49-3.

The Maddalon Tailgate at UNR

Roscoe Ross entertaining #2 and Squatch at the OU tailgate

Bieber:

 All World Texas Freshman QB Quinn Ewers won his first start as the Longhorns new signal caller. The Longhorns defeated cupcake U in a snoozer. But that’s not the real news. The real news is what happened to the boy’s porche during the game. Apparently, since daddy’s car didn’t come fully equipped with proper parking passes for certain locations, the mighty Quinn got ticketed $200. Wherever he parked his “legal” vehicle, he had the wrong or no parking permit in his window. This cost his daddy two Benjamins to pay off. I am sure the Quinster will be able to pay him back with his NIL proceeds or his trust fund shekels in due time. If he gets desperate enough, he can also sell his new Bieber hardware and use the proceeds to pay daddy back.

Ginger:  Ginger goes to young Ben Chase who we met at the UNCC Tailgate. Ben has promptly quit his job and will live out of his van for the next four months. Why would he do that, you ask? Duh! He is attempting to go to 60 college football games across the country. The current record is 50. He will also become an ambassador for Tailgate Connect™. We offered up Ben plenty of encouragement and hope he makes it through. There are 16 weeks in the season for him to tackle this feat. That means on average, he will need to hit four games per week unless he also accomplishes some of this through bowl games. Good luck on your adventure, Ben!

Next Week:  DFT will be beachgating at Dune Allen Beach off 30A. Next game will be on 9/17 when the University of New Mexico takes on UTEP in the ABQ.

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Turn out the lights, the party’s over!

 

And just like that, this crazy season has come to an end for me. It seems like just a few weeks ago we were hosting our first tailgate of the year during zero week at San Jose State. The championship game will be played next Monday night in Indianapolis between this season’s two top teams, Alabama and Georgia. This is a rematch of the SEC championship game last month where we saw Bama upset the allegedly unbeatable Dawgs. Many believe that Bama head coach Nick Saban rents space in UGA head coach Kirby Smart’s head. In FCS action, North Dakota State returns to its second home of Frisco, Texas, this Friday to take on Montana State for the D1AA championship. NDSU has won nine out of the last 11 championships at the FCS level.  

Some highlights of the past year of college football: After a year of mostly fanless stadiums, college football returned to full capacity. Although some stadiums had mask, vax or negative test mandates, it still seemed like college football again. The BIG Ten lost some prestige with Ohio State losing to Oregon and then to Michigan for the first time in a decade. Michigan made the CFB playoff but embarrassed themselves and their conference in their non performance against UGA. MIchigan State had a resurgent year, but other BIG Ten schools like Penn State, Indiana, Wisconsin and Northwestern had seasons that did not meet expectations. Cincinnati became the first non Power Five team to make the playoff but ultimately succumbed to a better Alabama squad. USC suffered through one of its worst seasons ever,  shedding themselves of their head coach in the process. Oklahoma and Texas announced they will do the Lebron thing and take their talents to the SEC in the near future ... Baylor and the Stillwater Cow Pokes picked up the slack for the Big 12. Lincoln Benedict Arnold Riley left OU in a lurch, announcing the day after losing the Bedlam game that he was leaving to take the USC job. In the process, he decimated a strong recruiting class. Brian Kelly followed suit a day later and left a strong Notre Dame team for LSU and picked up a real bonafide Southern accent in the process. Mario Crystal Balless then did the same to Oregon by fleeing to the free state of Florida and returning to his alma mater in Miami. Bryce Young became the first QB1 from Alabama to ever win the Heisman. The ACC was rendered irrelevant as Clemson had an off year and the next best team was Pitt. Aside from UGA and Bama dominating the SEC, Florida grew tired of the whiney bitch Dan Mullen and sent him packing. Tennessee had a resurgent year and was very close to winning their Bowl game. Lane Kiffin brought Ole Miss into the realms of respectability and also became a great post-game interview with is quirkiness. The Name Image and Likeness (NIL) spread like an omicron virus and became a way for boosters to lure recruits by working the edges of the rule. The transfer portal hit galactical numbers as butthurt players took their ball and ran elsewhere.

 

Pictures in the rearview mirror: 

I finished the season off on New Year’s Day by attending the Fiesta Bowl in Glendale, AZ, to cheer on my beloved Notre Dame Fighting Irish. With an 11 a.m. kickoff and wind chills in the 30s, there was no proper pregame activity. However, we more than made up for it in the stadium by keeping the Dos Equis beer servers quite busy. The Fiesta Bowl is played annually at the home of the Arizona Cardinal stadium now called State Farm Stadium. It is a modern marvel with a grass field on a tray that is rolled into and out of the stadium for watering and sunshine. The stadium also has a retractable roof for when the weather is just right. The Fiesta Bowl is considered one of the New Year’s Six Bowls and is often the sight for one of the college football playoff games. The Irish could not have started out any better running off to a 28-7 lead in the first half. In the second half, the mulleted one from Okie State out strategized the Irish brass and orchestrated a comeback for the ages by leading the Pokes to a 37-35 win. Irish QB Jack Coan threw for over 500 yards in a losing effort, and OSU QB Spencer Sanders threw for more than 300 himself. With that, my 2021 season came to an abrupt end.

Season Stats:

• Seventeen college games

• Eight first-time stadiums

• One first-time Bowl game

• One NFL game

• One high school game

Bieber:  The final Bieber of the season goes to UCLA for pulling out of the Holiday Bowl game against North Carolina State a mere four hours before kickoff. It was publicly stated this was due to covid protocols. Upon further investigation, there was one player who had come in contact with someone with this thing called covid. It has been rumored by very reliable sources that Chip Kelly called for the cancellation as he felt he didn’t have enough players to be competitive. The lack of players had nothing to do with covid casualties, this had to do with your ego and not wanting to get your butt kicked by a team that wanted to be there. People from the great state of North Carolina spent their Christmas bonuses to fly themselves out to San Diego for this event. Also the organizers of this game being played at Petco Park, home of the baseball Padres, were left high and dry. It’s not like me to defend ESPN, but they even got screwed as advertising revenues would not be paid and replacement programming needed to be hurried in there at the last minute. Even my old neighbor “Little” John, a die hard UCLA fan, made the trek to the 619 only to be left disgusted in his alma mater. So ACLU, you have the honor of being this year’s final Bieber. At least you have a trophy to finally put in your football trophy case.

Ginger: This award goes to the star players who opted to stay and play their final game with their teams instead of “opting out” or hitting that mythical transfer portal before the Bowl games were played. Many of these players are projected early round draft picks such as UNC QB Sam Howell and Ole Miss QB Matt Corral. I also award the Ginger to coaches who took new jobs but stayed to finish their old ones like Ole Miss OC Jeff Lebby and UGA DC Dan Lanning. You all did it the right way as you decided to finish what you started and not take the easy way out like so many others did. For this, we salute you and thank you for your loyalty and leadership.

Next Up: Seven and half months of prayer, meditation, yoga, cleansing, dieting, no drinking, daily exercise, betterment conferences, writing poetry, painting nature pictures, clothes shopping with my daughters, running a few triathlons ……. Okay, okay, okay, who am I kidding? I will be shooting guns, bbqing and drinking beer while getting prepped for next season. See ya’ll in August!

Happy Tailgating!

And Now, The End Is Near ♭♯♮

And so, the table is set for this year’s college football playoff. Alabama not only upset Georgia; they thoroughly dominated them on both sides of the ball. And by doing so they earned the #1 seed and will face Cincinnati in one semifinal, and Georgia will face the Wolverines of Michigan in the other big game. Cincinnati, after going 13-0, is the first non-Power Five team to make the CFP, and Michigan is dancing for the first time since the inception of the four-team bracket eight years ago.

I had to get my final fix in and made my way through the Caldecott tunnel Saturday evening to watch USC take on Cal in a meaningless makeup game. We stopped in for a quick beer at a USC players’ parents tailgate to say hello to the parents of USC tight end and Ginger recipient Erik Kormmenhoek. Erik played his final collegiate game on this chilly evening in Strawberry Canyon. Unfortunately for Erik, the Cal Bears won this game by a score of 24-14. USC brought its band with them who clearly outperformed the Cal marching band throughout the contest. And,yes, the USC song girls were lovely as always. Kudos to the Cal student section who must have known I was there last night as they showed up in force versus the pathetic showing six weeks ago that I witnessed.

 

 Around the Country - Conference Championship recap:

ACC - Pitt defeats Wake Forest 45-21
AAC - Cincy over Houston 35-20 

 
Big 12 - Baylor squeaks by Oklahoma State 21-16

 
Big Ten - Michigan dominates Iowa 42-3 
Conference USA - UTSA tops Western Kentucky 49-41
MAC - NIU pulls out a win over Kent State 41-23
Mountain West - Utah State embarrasses San Diego State 46-13
Pac 12 - Utah throttles Oregon for the second time in three weeks 38-10
SEC - Bama knocks off UGA 41-24. (Bryce Young has my vote for Heisman!)
Sun Belt - Louisiana and Billy Napier get the win over App State 24-16

Bieber - At the time of last week’s article going to press, we had just learned of Notre Dame coach Brian Kelly’s news that he was departing for LSU. What we didn't know were all the classless details surrounding this move. With Notre Dame being one of the five true blue bloods of college football, one would question Kelly’s motives in wanting to leave such a coveted position. Notre Dame had just wrapped up an 11-1 season and had a legitimate shot at making the college football playoffs. Any normal leader would be thrilled with this potential opportunity. Brian Kelly is no normal leader. Twelve years ago, he did the exact same thing to Cincinnati when he left them immediately for Notre Dame despite his team getting into a then BCS bowl game against Florida. It was classless then and it is equally classless this time. Allegedly, when Kelly flew back to South Bend to address his team (after the news was out), he parked in the Notre Dame head coach’s spot. After his cowardly two-minute meeting with his team, he returned to his car and found a $60 ticket on his windshield, stating the spot was reserved for the head coach of Notre Dame football. To prove his true phoniness, apparently this Massachusetts-born and Midwestern-groomed man developed a deep Southern accent overnight. He addressed the LSU basketball crowd with a beautifully perfected Southern drawl. The meme factory was hard at work with that news. Coach Kelly, we hope a gator chases you into your new plantation in the bayou. Enjoy the Bieberware!

Ginger - To my buddy CK who donated two tickets and a parking pass to me for last night’s Cal game. You have done me this solid several times through the years, and I am greatly appreciative. I will sponsor a beer call for you over Christmas as a token of my gratitude.

Next Up - I will be taking a break from live games for the time being. I will be watching Army vs. Navy this year on my new YouTube TV subscription. There is a possibility I will go to the FCS championship in Frisco, Texas, on January 7 as my only other game this season. I finished the regular season with 16 college games, eight of which were first time stadiums, one NFL game, and one high school game. I will do my next write-up after the semifinals are played in four weeks.

Happy Tailgating!