My seven week road trip has come to an end
I began my seven
week gauntlet in early October at the University of Oklahoma for Homecoming
weekend and ended it this past Saturday in Tallahassee, FL, the land of Prince
Jameis and Chief Osceola. Seven straight weekends away from Tailgate HQ and my
fatherly/husbandly duties. I was joined on this trip by the notorious Eagle
Tailgaters of Boston College fame: the Leblancs and the Gagnes. This would be
my fourth year in a row to connect with this crew for a game. Anyone that
prepares lobster tails at a Tailgate will be high on my list annually to tag
along with. Besides, how could I pass up an opportunity to be a fifth wheel on
their little couple’s getaway to Florida for the weekend? I felt a little like super
creepy Rob Lowe for the weekend watching other couples.
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Since I don't have DirectTV I like watching other couples Tailgate on Saturday |
FSU had just
experienced a horrific cowardly act early Thursday AM when a deranged dirt bag
entered the school Library and shot and wounded three people. He himself met
his demise when the police showed up and used him for target practice and
turned him into a lead blanket. We were not sure what the vibe and mood would
be based on this recent tragedy. We proceeded with cautious respect.
We rolled into
Tallaharassment on Friday evening for a BC Athletics’ Department Soiree at the
Governor’s Club. I packed my Ted Knight Mariner’s jacket, mahogany
pipe and practiced my Thurston Howell brogue in the event it was a high brow
event and I needed to be a yacht club poser. It wasn’t that at all as BC Athletic
Director Brad Bates hosted the small dinner and provided a forum for great
football banter. Many in the room had played ball for BC and later became
successful in the private sector. All are very active in helping BC get to that
next level. This is a very passionate program with high academic standards
putting the emphasis on student first and athlete second. It was a remarkable
kickoff for the weekend festivities.
Based on weather
reports for Saturday, we donned our cargo shorts, T shirts and sun screen and
loaded up the Eagle wagon to make the 50 mile trek from our hotel in Perry, FL
to Tally. Only one problem, we never saw a lick of sunshine all day
and experienced nothing but the heavy stuff from tent up to tent down. The
National weather service earned Bieber considerations for the week.
Nonetheless, with this famous advice from Carl Spackler at Bushwood CC, we
played on:
Upon unloading
our wagon and setting up in a prime piece of real estate next to our parking
garage, we had our first man down of the day before the libations were even
flowing. Depth perception is a bear when you achieve senior citizen status and
Captain Pops Leblanc failed to realize the lawn chair was really right next to
his feet. Boom Boom Pow! A little dirt and a crown infusion had the captain
hosting his gate in no time. Get well Pops, we need you back on the active
roster and so does BC.
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The creepy old dude will do anything for sympathy! |
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The Fearsome Foursome of Eagle Tailgater fame |
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Cilla Gagne putting the Tail in Tailgate
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We were also
joined by my college roommate Chip “Shrek” Hayden and his family. I like taking
pictures next to him for many reasons. Don and Sheila Therrien of the BC Gridiron club also joined us. In honor of Jameis, Co-Captain Rick
Gagne rustled up some cakes with JW’s favorite meat product; crabs. We also
feasted on the most incredible Lobstuh Beesk (As the Bawstonians pronounced it)
I have ever had. The lobster chunks out-massed the liquid. We were surrounded
by Florida State fans who could not have been any more hospitable and kind to
us outsiders. Pared with the chow were the famous Bawstun Pops Bloody Marys
complete with shrimp, bacon, cucumbers and garlic stuffed olives. This was a
meal in itself. We mostly huddled under the tent and visited neighboring tents
to avoid the rain drops falling from the sky for the majority of the tailgate.
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Eagle Tailgaters |
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Bawstun Pops Marys |
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Eagle Tailgaters and DFT combine forces |
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Shrek, the wounded Eagle and Dan |
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Eagle Up in the rain. |
Upon entering the
stadium we were able to witness the one of a kind ritual of watching Chief
Osceola on his faithful steed “Renegade” ride on to the field with his flaming
spear. The entire stadium was doing the Tomahawk chop n chant (as they did for
the next 4 hours). The Chief handed the spear off to Burt Reynolds, the
honorary captain and former Seminole footballer to plant it into the turf at
midfield on the logo. The Seminole nation went crazy. I have been told that I
remind people of Burt back in his day. Take a look and let me what do you
think?
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Burt copying my pose |
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The original pose |
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Bowden field at
Doak Campbell Stadium (Known as the Doak) is one of the most iconic cathedrals
in all of college football. With the structural beauty of the outside facade to
the history that has been made on the field, this one has been high on my list
since the days of the wide right games against Miami. I will say that the
stadium felt smaller to me than what I thought it would from watching games
played there on TV through the years. It holds 83,000 fans but felt more like
60,000. The rain kept a number of people away but it was still a pretty ample
gathering. The old girl has seen its share of epic battles throughout its 65
year existence.
The Chief getting the crowd fired up
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The BC Folk at the Doak. |
FSU boasts
several national championships, three Heisman trophy winners, and all time greats former coach Bobby Bowden, players
Deion Sanders and Lee Corso just to name a few. They are coming off a National
Championship and a 23 game unbeaten streak. Boston College under Coach Steve
Addazio is one of those teams that will play every down as hard as they can and
they will never quit. I got to get me some of what that guy is doling
out. Coming in facing the undefeated reigning National Champions, BC
fully expected to come out with the win. FSU behind famous Jameis got off to a
quick start with a touchdown on their first possession. The Eagles responded
with a field goal showing the Noles that they were not
intimidated. And then the clouds opened up with the heavy stuff for
the remainder of the game. FSU took a 17 -10 lead into halftime but had to earn
every inch they gained.
The fantastic FSU
Marching band known as the Marching Chiefs put on an entertaining halftime
performance blaring out songs other than the Tomahawk Chop music. While FSU
dined on crab legs in their locker room at the half and Jameis stood up on a
table to shout things at people, BC Coach Addazio fired his troops up to play
some Dude ball. To open the 2nd half, BC behind Florida Gator
transfer QB, Tyler Murphy took control of the time of possession and pounded
the ball up the middle and on the edges. The Noles D had no answer for the
Eagle ground attack. With 12 minutes to go in the fourth, the Eagles mounted a
clock eating drive only to miss a go ahead field goal that sailed wide right.
De Ja vu all over again in this stadium Yogi? As has been the case all year,
our anti-hero Jameis Winston mounted a drive to put FSU in position to kick the
game winning field goal which they did. The BC faithful can hang
their heads high as they gave the title holders all they could handle. Final
score FSU 20 – BC 17. This was easily the best game I have been to
all year. We loaded up the Arc and made the trek back to Perry for post gaming
with Lobster rolls and college football on the telly.
Around The
Country- ESPN College Gameday was at
Harvard for the 130th game between Harvard and Yale in
Cambridge. Harvard came away with the win to end their regular season
undefeated and positioning themselves for a good seed in the FCS
playoffs. In a game where not many cared, Stanford eked out a win
over Cal in the Big Game. UCLA annihilated their cross town rival USC in the
ABC primetime matchup. We no longer mention results of Notre Dame games at the
Tailgate unless the outcomes deviate from the current course. Coach Jerry Kill
and the Minnesota Gophers are quietly having a great season with another win
over Nebraska. In Norman, Oklahoma during a monsoon while one unnamed freshman
was in her dorm watching it on TV, another freshman across the street was
breaking the NCAA single game rushing record. OU Sooner true freshmen Samaje
Perine broke Melvin Gordon’s week old record by racking up 427 rushing yards in
a blowout over Kansas. This is a very humble young man, and we should be happy
when good things happen to good people. Give me a tweet #32 if you are looking
for a future father in law. Most of the SEC took the week off from real
competition and scheduled JV scrimmages. However, Ole Miss was throttled by SEC
West bottom feeder Arkansas. In the Mountain West, Boise State scored the
minimum retirement age on Wyoming in Laramie high up in the altitude. Yes, I
still follow Boise and they cracked the AP top 25 for the first time in weeks
after this weekend.
Bieber – Former TTU DC Matt Wallerstedt was accused after
last week of giving away defensive signals to TTU opponents this season. If you
recall, back in September he was unceremoniously dismissed from the team. There
were rumors of alcohol/substance abuse as the catalyst for the reason. Either
that or he was caught with a poster of a shirtless Cliff Kingsbury in his home
with hearts all over it. Of course Mr. Wallerstedt denies this
accusation, however there seems to be enough corroborating evidence from
multiple sources that this is true. How could you do this to the kids you used to
coach? Are you still sniffing the Elmer’s stuff? Mr. W is now at Louisiana
Lafayette as an assistant coach. His future in coaching may forever be in doubt
but what is not is the fact that he is this week’s Bieber boy!
Next week – And so begins my Familial re-entry program. With
Thanksgiving, Mrs. Tailgate’s Birthday and our Anniversary, the Tailgate will
be grounded and will get reacquainted with his family. I hope they remember
what I look like.
Happy Tailgating!
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The Bloke at the Doak |
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Two and half men at the UVA - Miami game |
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Major Mark sent this picture of pageantry from the Rose Bowl |
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Rick making the Lobstuh Beesk |