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Tuesday, November 17, 2020

High On A Hilltop

As mentioned in my last write up, I booked a trip to head to Columbia, MO, for the UGA v. Mizzou game on 11/14. As is par for the course for 2020, I was thrown a curve ball three days before the 14th by reading that the game was cancelled due to the not-so-freaking-novel Rona virus! What is a caged tailgate animal to do when a situation deteriorates like this? Correct – I adapted, overcame, adjusted and landed at the Western Kentucky Hilltoppers home game against Southern Miss in Bowling Green, KY. Of course, Bowling Green being a little over an hour from Nashville afforded me time to take in the beautiful musical sounds, sights and of course top-notch vittles (and a spirit or two) throughout the weekend. 

Welcome to western Kentucky University!

 As my luck turned for the better, I was connected with the famous Topper Tailgate crew at WKY who are allowed to continue the tradition of tailgating in the RV lot. Mason and Karla Hamilton and their adorable eight-year-old daughter, Kirbee, were our main hosts. I also spent time with two other core members of Topper Tailgate: Brian and Mark. Mark was the person primarily responsible for bringing tailgating to WKU many low tides ago. I was regaled with great stories of the evolution of the program from the now FCS to the FBS D1 Al. The Toppers served an assortment of soups and chilis, deer salami, and a full bar accompanied with flavored moonshine! Corn hole boards were set up, kids played, adults shared stories and for a while, we all forgot about the misery that 2020 has brought us. At the conclusion of the tailgate, the whole crowd gathered to toast their Toppers with a shot of Fireball mixed with Big Red Soda. I must admit, it was so good I insisted on partaking in a second one. The whole experience was the first sense of normalcy that I have felt throughout the 2020 season. The small rv lot we tailgated in was the only place that tailgating was allowed on campus. In many ways, the experience was surreal, but it was also amazing for me to get back on my tailgate horse again. 

Brian & Mason showing great hospitality

Mark, Brian, Karla and Mason

A "Topper" Shot@

Planting the flag on another great tailgate!
 The usual fall Saturday of charcoal grills wafting charred protein smells, music, big screen tvs, loud laughter, tailgate games and large gatherings were absent throughout the campus, save for our small lot. The pre -game pageantry, game day traditions and normal senses you would experience were only found in our little nook. Yet, this is probably one of the few places nation-wide that allows any kind of tailgating. This was my 2020 tailgate and game day experience. And as the nation inexplicably locks down again for a virus with a 99%+ survival rate, this will most likely be my one an only live game day experience of the year.

Western Kentucky plays in Conference USA, and the Hilltoppers are in the midst of a mediocre season. Thirty some years ago the Toppers were coached by the father of Jim and John Harbaugh, Jack. They play in Houchen Industries – L.T. Smith Stadium which was built in 1968 and has a normal capacity of 22,000, making it one of the smallest in Division 1A Football. However, in the season of Rona, only a few thousand tickets were sold to ensure good government-mandated compliance. Now there is an oxymoron for you! The marching band was actually the sitting band, but they belted out some spirited numbers. The mascot Big Red and the cheerleaders did their part to provide a true game day atmosphere. My seat was on the 30-yard line in the upper deck of the stadium. It is rumored that each seat is accompanied with a flask of Deep Eddies lemon flavored vodka. But I digress, as of course I would not have partaken if this was true. The game was a hard-hitting, defensive affair with the Toppers racing out to a 10-0 halftime lead. Southern Miss made a game of it by putting up a touchdown of their own in the 4th set for a final score of 10-7 in the Toppers’ favor. 

The Harbaugh name is much revered in Bowling Green

My view

Around the country – With so many games cancelled this week, 15 to be exact, there were only a few games of note to cover. But let us not forget last weekend when Notre Dame knocked off #1 Clemson, and Penn State got shellacked by the Terrapins (see what I did there again?). MACtion and the PAC 12 both also got underway and the top teams seem to be materializing. This weekend we saw Cincinnati, Notre Dame, Northwestern, Indiana, and Liberty continue their undefeated seasons. Florida continues to impress as they rolled over a much-improved Arkansas squad. USC had luck on their side for the second week in a row as they engineered another come-from-behind victory. Notre Dame beat the Catholics from Boston and won a sizeable bet that involved a nice haul of lobsters. 

The DFT Top 10 at this point is as follows: 1. Alabama 2. Notre Dame 3. Ohio State 4. Clemson 5. BYU 6. Texas A&M 7. Florida 8. Cincinnati 9. Oklahoma State 10. Coastal Carolina It is my poll, so I don’t care what you think!


Bieber
– This rendition of the Beebs is bestowed upon Pookah Williams, the star running back and best player at the University of Kansas. After Kansas sputtered to a dismal start of the season going 0-5, Pookah decided to abandon his Jayhawk brothers and quit the team to protect himself and prepare for the NFL draft. Look, I understand the risking the injury thing, but the optics on this glare of selfish entitledness and the attitude that you are too good for your team. Just remember Pooka Shells, no one would even know who you were had the University of Kansas not taken a risk on you and offered you a full scholarship. You owe it to your school and your teammates to finish out the season and be a man about it. Well, you may have lost the respect of the Rock Chalk Jayhawk nation, but at least you get some new Bieber bling. 

Ginger – To all the Veterans who have served our country honorably, we salute you! 

The Casty – This week the award goes to its namesake Craig Castelein for blowing me off in his hometown of Nashville this weekend. I will mail your hardware to you. 

What’s next? – No clue with so many games getting cancelled. I feel fortunate to have been able to attend the one game I did this weekend. In a normal season, I would be running on fumes with over a dozen or more games under my belt by this time. With the new lockdowns and my first grandson on the way mid-December, it will be even tougher to get away for a game. Until then, happy homegating and tailgating for those of you who still can!

Sunday, November 1, 2020

Bye Bye OctRona

I hope everyone is doing well and thriving during the most unusual fall of our lifetime. So, let’s pick up where we left off at the end of September. DFT has been grounded through the first two months of the season. The majority of my Saturdays have been spent here at DFT World Headquarters watching my teams play along with countless other random games. I am unabashedly a college football polygamist as I announced last year, and you all will have to accept it. I am still strongly considering going to the Missouri game in Columbia against UGA to complete my quest of the SEC venues.

Let’s check in on what has happened since the end of September. The Big Ten and Mountain West rejoined the living the past two weekends. Sticking in the Big Ten, Rutgers under the return of Greg Schiano got a big upset win over Sparty in week one as did Indiana over Penn State. Harbaugh continues to lose games he must win by losing to the same aforementioned “Little Brother” Sparty in Michigan’s second game. Minnesota, after a great 2019 campaign, has a leaky boat as they rowed out to an 0-2 start, while the surprise may be Nerdwestern at 2-0. Ohio State won both of their games convincingly and Wisconsin canceled a game due to the Rona. In the Mountain West, San Jose State plays their home games at the Bedrock construction site under the supervision of one Frederick Flintstone. Boise has looked dominant using a different starting QB and RB in each of their first two games. Local Danville Boy Jake Haener had an outstanding second game as the starter for Fresneck State.

Fred rebuilding Spartan Stadium

Around the Rest of the Country – In the SEC, Alabama continues to dominate the action. The Pirate at Mississippi State and Sling Blade at LSU have stumbled badly most of the season. UGA has a great defense but poor QB play will keep them out of the elite status this year. Bet they miss Justin Fields now. Speaking of which, next Saturday UGA plays Florida in Jacksonville at the world's largest outdoor cocktail party.

The ACC is a two-team race with Clemson remaining perfect, although they were tested by a pesky Boston College this past weekend, and Notre Dame being part of the club for this season. We thought Miami and North Carolina would present a challenge to Clemson, but that has not been the case with UNC dropping their second game on Saturday and Miami getting obliterated earlier by Clemson. Clemson and Notre Dame will square off in South Bend this coming Saturday. Clemson will be without starting QB Sunshine Lawrence cuz [of the Rona, so we will see what both squads are made of.

The Big 12 has no clear front runner now as all teams have at least one loss after OK State dropped one in OT to Texas on Saturday. After a rocky start, Oklahoma seems to have their mojo on both sides of the ball and racked up three straight wins against Texas, TCU and TTU. Texas coach Tom Hermann continues to annoy people and win Bieber accolades. The rest of the conference has much parity with the exception of Kansas who is just plain awful.

In the Group of Five outside of the Mountain West, Cincinnati and BYU continue to impress with solid wins and undefeated seasons so far. Let’s not go to sleep on Coastal Carolina either. The Chanticleers are annihilating their competition on the teal turf and are sitting at 6-0 atop the Sun Belt Conference today. This could be the year where a Cinderella crashes the four-team ball along with Bama, TOSU  and Clemson who stand out amongst the rest.


Next week, the PAC 12 will commence a seven-game season, and the MAC will begin a six-game slate. Welcome back to the party fellas! Aside from UCAN’T, I mean UCONN, all D1 AA schools will be playing.

Bieber 


– This month the Bieber goes to ESPN Gameday personality Pat MacAfee. Why? He annoys the hell out of me and many other DFTers. Here is a former punter that would have you think he locked horns in the trenches with the big boys where in reality he probably made less than five tackles during his NFL career. Simply put, this guy tries far too hard to be a zany, maniacal guy to add some spice to a show that is losing its luster. However, his fabrication of trying to be Lord Humongous from Mad Max is akin to believing Jeffrey Dahmer is a Vegan. If that is what he is serving, we ain’t eating it! Enjoy your Bieber award you wild and crazy guy ... not.

Lord Humongous

Ginger – A salute to all the programs that have played a full schedule this year and braved the Rona. You have provided an outlet for many a fan to watch and even attend the game we love while being smart about it. Yes, the Rona is real. But for those in good health, you give us the option to attend these games in person and forget about the nightmare year this has been. Although it is not the same as a packed stadium with a raucous student section, you have presented us with some sense of normalcy. For that we thank you and bestow the prestigious Ginger award upon you.

The Casty – A new award lower than Bieber that stays in Danville, goes to DFT Diehard Alan Campbell for blowing off the Danville DFT gang and watching premier league soccer instead of viewing college football. Stand that trophy up proudly young man.

Next Up – Hopefully, DFT will finally get to a live game this year at Missouri on 11/14 when the Tigers host the Dawgs. Probably bar gating as I hear there is no on-campus tailgating.

For now, Happy Homegating!