That big whooshing sound you hear is not “Lil Kim” sending
Nukes my way, instead it is me breathing a sigh of relief that the off season
is over and the college football season is upon us! Welcome back DFT Nation to
the 2017 college football and tailgating season. We have set forth another
ambitious schedule of venues to invade once again with several epic weekends on
the agenda. With my youngest starting high school and cheering under the lights
on Friday Night, it was requested that I cut back on away games this season.
With that, I have made the concerted effort to reduce my original schedule of
20 games to 19. I was told this was akin to when the government says they are
cutting significant waste. I don’t get it, as this is a major sacrifice on my
part.
An exciting development in the off season took place as I
have embarked on starting a side business along with Joe Rogers called Tailgate Connect. Much like Uber and Airbnb,
Tailgate connect will utilize the personal space sharing philosophy of
“collaborative consumption” and connect tailgaters across the country. Please
take a look at our website as we are looking for Tailgate Hosts and Guests this
fall. www.tailgateconnect.com. I
have also been asked to write a few articles for Tailgater Magazine. My first
article will be published in the November issue. I encourage you all to sign up
for the on line and print versions. Here is the web link https://tailgatermagazine.com/.
Once again, the coaching carousel has produced many changes
with faces likes Stoops and Freeze gone and names like Fleck and Strong waving
new flags. Will the Big Ten be perceived as the strongest conference this year
or will the SEC recapture that moniker? Who will be the Cinderella story like
Western Michigan was last year? How many Bieber awardees will also be called
Felons? Will I have to take a mid-season break from exhaustion only to be
called out by fellow DFTers?
Here is my season
schedule but as always this will change slightly. I will also now have a
tab on the left with the schedule. Be sure to come join us if we are in your
neck of the woods:
Date
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Away
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Home
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Conf
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Crew
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26-Aug
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USF
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SJSU
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MWC
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Dons of Danville & friends
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31-Aug
|
Ohio State
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Indiana
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BIG TEN
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Tubby and the RV
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1-Sep
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Boston College
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Northern Illinois
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MAC
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Tubby and the Eagle Tailgaters
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2-Sep
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Wyoming
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Iowa
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BIG TEN
|
Tubby
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9-Sep
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Home
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16-Sep
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Kansas
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Ohio University
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MAC
|
Brian Donnelly
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16-Sep
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Kent State
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Marshall
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CON USA
|
Brian Donnelly
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23-Sep
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Army
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Tulane
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AAC
|
Q, Campbell & Rabago
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23-Sep
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Syracuse
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LSU
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SEC
|
Q, Campbell & Rabago
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30-Sep
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Home
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7-Oct
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Fresno
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SJSU
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MWC
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Billy & Joey Donnelly & Friends
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14-Oct
|
Texas
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Oklahoma
|
BIG 12
|
Relatives and friends
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21-Oct
|
Michigan
|
Penn State
|
BIG TEN
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Joe Rogers/Bostic/Koreivo
|
28-Oct
|
PAC 12
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UCLA v UW
|
PAC 12
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Dons of Danville/ House rental
|
4-Nov
|
Home
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11-Nov
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Florida
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South Carolina
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SEC
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High School Buddies/house rental
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18-Nov
|
FIU
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FAU
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CON USA
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Rip & Pomeroy
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18-Nov
|
UVA
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MIAMI
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ACC
|
TBD
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25-Nov
|
New Mexico
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San Diego State
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PAC 12
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Solo need a wingman here!
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1-Dec
|
PAC 12 Ship
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PAC 12
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Local crew
|
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9-Dec
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Army
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Navy
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Frostburg crew and family
|
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27-Dec
|
Foster Farm Bowl
|
Local crew
|
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1-Jan
|
Rose Bowl
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TBD
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Off Season Bieber
– As always, no shortage of Bieberites to choose from. However, as much as I
love Ole Miss it is hard to ignore Hugh Freeze and his transgressions. It is
not the fact that he called Destiny at Mons Venus in Tampa, it’s that he did it
from his own phone. In the words of Napoleon Dynamite “YOU IDIOT!”. This is
what assistant coaches are for. You use their phones and get them in trouble.
It was a dead giveaway when Destiny had you plugged into her phone under the
name “Tastee Freeze”. Equally egregious was the little detritus of life from
Mississippi State that ratted you out. I am sure this guy lives a squeaky-clean
life and would pass any James Comey investigation thrown his way. Son you are
now the second most hated man in Mississippi after Ulysses S Grant.
As always, I request your tailgating pictures and your guest
correspondence from notable games/tailgates. Be sure to check out all the links
on my site including Amazon.
2016 Season recap with music this time!
Happy Tailgating!