R&R

 This past weekend was all about rest & recovery before the approaching storm of six straight weekends with a game and tailgate. I was also able to recapture part of that lost bronzing I acquired over the summer with shirtless walks on the beach while scaring the hell out of sunbathers. Well, it is almost Halloween, right? A good chunk of the weekend I was able to work the remote in our Florida bungalow, and I am happy to report it still functions to perfection. We also spent part of the day watching CFB at Boshamps Oyster House in Destin.

Catching SEC action at Boshamps

Around the country: Penn State at Ohio State turned out to be a very ugly offensive affair as neither team looked particularly adept on that side of the ball. Ohio State and Cryan Ryan Day scored a 20-12 victory. Alabama was able to enjoy those victory cigars by completely outplaying Tennessee in the second half after forgetting to show up in the first. Final tally, Bama 34, Rocky Top 20. Duke played Florida State close until late in the third quarter when Florida State started overpowering the scrappy Blue Devils. Duke’s starting QB Riley Leonard played for the first time after his ankle injury he suffered against Notre Dame a month ago. Unfortunately he re-injured that same ankle in the third quarter. The Noles earned a 38-20 win. Utah owned USC, once again beating them in the Coliseum 34-32. Oklahoma fans do not miss Benedict Riley or crying Caleb one bit. Speaking of Oklahoma, they narrowly escaped an upset at the hands of UCF by scoring 31 to their 29. Texas also avoided an upset by winning 31-24 over Houston. However, Texas QB1 Quinn Ewers suffered a shoulder injury that will keep him off the field for a few weeks. The Washington Huskies and star QB Michael Penix were lucky to get the W over lowly Arizona State. If not for a pick six thrown by the Sun Devils’ QB late in the game, UW might be a one-loss team now. How about those Wahoos from Virginia knocking off Drake Maye and previously unbeaten North Carolina? In celebration, UVA sportswriter Whitey White was seen leading the crowd streaking through the quad. Air Force remains perfect on their season by sinking Navy 17-6 in Annapolis. 

Brady's Navy Tailgate

Stan Fitzwater making his first appearance on DFT supporting WVU

Jamie Newton rocking the Penn State pants in Columbus

Tori Santa Maria Geauxing strong at Death Valley

Bieber: This week’s award goes to perennial Bieberite, ESPN. This time it’s for sending ESPN Gameday to cover “The” Ohio State for the 59th time since its inception. This is not an exaggeration, it is a fact. 24 of those visits have been in Columbus and the other 35 on the road. The next most visited school is Alabama. Outside of the state of Ohio, most people don’t give a sloth’s fecal cake about the Buckeyes. In fact, most college football fans despise them and think the majority of their fans are some of the most obnoxious, cocky creatures you will encounter. We, the college football fans, want to see a new school every week, and there isn’t anything you can say or show about Ohio State that is remotely interesting. We are also sick of your love affair with Cryan Ryan Day. Just because Herbie was a QB back in the day there (and not even a very good one) does not mean you have to keep appeasing him every year with a trip home. My advice: Take the Bieber hardware and go visit other schools we have not seen yet. 

Last week’s Bieber vote winner:Was Mrs.Tailgate for her “expensive taste in tickets”. I apologize for the technical issues in the vote setup. We will do better next time.

Ginger: We have co-winners this week. #1 LSU for painting their end zones in camo to honor their opponent, Army. #2 Oklahoma coaches for wearing pink in honor of breast cancer awareness, which is near and dear to my heart.

Next up: I am heading back to Jacksonville for the “World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party” at the Florida-Georgia game with my high school crew. If you receive a call in the middle of the night for bail, please answer it!

Happy Tailgating!